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1、我在一个公司里面当会计,干了有几年了!前些时公司来了一位新员工,是个刚毕业的大学生!长的挺漂亮,身材也挺好!经理叫我带着她,我欣赏接受!可是没过几天,她就升职了!而我还在原地!我就问她:你是不是睡过头了?她笑了笑:那到没有!可能是因为我衣服扣子扣不到最上面一颗吧!

2、昨天下午老公去外地出差,他刚走一会我觉得心里空落落的,于是发了一个朋友圈说:“唉!老公又走了。”半小时后,老公忽然回来了,一言不发的进屋,把每个房间都看了一遍后问我:“你发朋友圈是想告诉谁?”

3、家里的小丫头三岁了,最近变得越来越乱装乱拆我的东西。昨天我穿戴整齐,拿着全套设备去球馆打羽毛球,然后从球包里掏出一个电蚊拍!

4、买了几个压缩面膜回来放桌子上,包装挺好看的。女儿以为是糖撕了就放嘴里,我根本来不及阻止。面膜在她嘴里膨胀开,她赶紧拉出来,然后拍着胸脯说:吓死宝宝了,这糖是要爆炸了吗。。。

5、做饭的时候发现没食用油了,就叫五岁的儿子“娃儿,去楼下小商店买壶油,顺便买点姜回来。别忘了。”

儿子答应,边出门边念叨”油,姜,油,姜,油,姜,油…………”。。。

果然,回来带了瓶酱油。。。

6、早上路过一个算命摊,听见摆摊的跟一个小姑娘说:“姻缘并不难求,你只需花1000元问缘费,我便可助你找到白马王子。”我一听就知道是骗子,出于好心,我赶紧提醒小姑娘:“别听他的!你长这么丑,花多少钱都是嫁不出去的!”

7、你压到我头发了这句话,真的让人羡慕,又有对象,又有性生活,还有头发……